ALL THE OTHER CARDS HAD BULLSHIT PLATITUDES

$5.00

Do No Harm, But Take No Shit Crewneck Fleece

$28.00

Black. Unisex fit crewneck fit. Fits true to size.  9.5 Oz/SqYd 80% ring spun cotton, 20% Polyester Double needle 1x1 rib collar Twill taped back...

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First World Problems

$25.00

"The sheer horror when you find out Waitrose has just run out of avocados again... or when your wifi's only on 1 bar. These are...

FUN PARENT DRINKING GAME: TAKE A SHOT

$5.00

Cheers! Parenting is hard

Go Fuck Yourself Coffee Mug

$15.00

Until I finish this coffee... 11 Oz. Ceramic Mug Dishwasher & Microwave Safe Printed in the USA

Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck by Amy Alkon

$17.00 – Sold Out

We live in a world that's very different from the one in which Emily Post came of age. Many of us who are nice (but...

Happy Card

$4.50

  • Blank inside • Printed on 130lb 100% recycled cover stock • Sized A2 (5.5 x 4.5) • Grey envelope  

Hello Game

$24.00

nAnnie says "Every Family needs this Hello is a conversation game." It's the easy, non-threatening way to start a conversation with your family and friends about...

Holy Fuck You're Old Birthday Greeting Card

$6.00

A2 - 4.25x5.5 120# Recycled Matte Card Stock Blank Interior Kraft Euro Flap Envelope Made in the USA

I F*CKING LOVE YOU • NON TOXIC SOY CANDLE

$21.00

Because sometimes there is just no other way to say it!  Partners, children, parents, siblings, other family, and friends <3   COCONUT VANILLA made using...

I Hate Pants Keychain

$7.00

Pants are the worst.  • White motel-style keychain • 3.5" long • 1" split key ring included • Ships looseMade in United States of AmericaShow...

I’m Sorry…Asshole Kid Greeting Card

$5.00

Has your kid been rotten? Use this funny card to apologize! Additional Details: -A2 Folded Card with Envelope -Letterpress Printed -Blank Interior -Locally Made in...

Liberal AF Pen Set

$7.00

• Set of 3 twist pens  • Turquoise with white text • Black ink • Printed in the USA

ModestMix Teas (click to see all the options)

$15.00

Not just another fucking tea.  Chai Fucking Harder: Spiced black tea chai blend you wanna chai me? Yeah you fucking do! Drink this spicy ass...

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Go the Fuck to Sleep

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Zen as Fuck

You're Fucking Awesome

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Mom Life 2: Return of Toddzilla: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book (#life Coloring Books for Grown-ups)

$10.00

  From the creators of Mom Life, Nurse Life, Teacher Life & Dad Life.   It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids...

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry: A Sarcastic Coloring Book

$9.00

Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully...

My V*gina Likes You Card

$4.50 – Sold Out

• Blank inside • Printed on 130lb 100% recycled cover stock • Sized A2 (5.5 x 4.5) • Orange envelope    

Name The Emoticon - X Rated

$12.00

Put your Emotion knowledge to the test with this new and amusing card game. Cards in the Pop Culture edition feature famous tv shows, films,...

Party Balloons. 30 AF

$6.00

• Set of 3 • 12" pearl white balloons • Black ink • Helium quality • Made from 100% latex & completely biodegradable  

Petty, Petty, Bitch Pen Set

$7.00 – Sold Out

• Set of 3 twist pens - your choice of packaged or loose • White with black text • Black ink • Printed in the...

Skin You and Wear You Card

$4.50

• Blank inside • Printed on 130lb 100% recycled cover stock • Sized A2 (5.5 x 4.5) • White envelope   

Some Where Over the Rainbow Life is just as Shitty

$5.00

THANK YOU FOR NEVER JUDGING ME BECAUSE I DO A LOT OF STUPID SHIT

$5.00

Unfuck Your Boundaries Workbook

$10.00

Are other people constantly intruding on your personal space, using your stuff, disrespecting you, and otherwise violating your boundaries? You can't control what they do,...

Unfuck Your Intimacy Book & Workbook

$10.00

Unfuck Your Intimacy Book: Explore your relationships and sexuality, with yourself and with others, with this new book by Dr. Faith, author of bestselling Unfuck Your...

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Unfuck Your Intimacy Workbook

Unfuck Your Intimacy Book & Workbook

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You Are A Fucking Gem Motel Keytag - Black

$10.00

Everyone could use a daily dose of encouragement, because you are a fucking gem! Give this reminder keytag as a gift or keep it for...

You're To Fucking Kind

$5.00